Drop the draft
Paste an elevator pitch, video hook, caption, resume, cover letter, tweet, or raw business idea.
Brutal feedback, forged fast
Your pitch called. It needs a roast.
Submit a pitch, hook, resume, or half-baked idea. RoastForge delivers a savage, useful critique and a shareable card in under a minute.
First roast free. No consultant calendar required.
Roast verdict
“Visionary” is not a feature. Try saying what it does.
Built to sting, not waste your time.
What you can expect from every RoastForge run.
01
Under 60 seconds
From pasted draft to clear critique.
02
Private by default
You decide whether anything gets shared.
03
Roast + reason
Every punchline points to a real weakness.
The feedback loop
Get humbled. Then get better.
RoastForge makes critique entertaining enough to seek out and specific enough to act on.
Take the roast
Get a fast, pointed critique that calls out vague claims, tired language, and buried value without wasting your time.
Share the damage
Turn the funniest lines into a polished roast card made for feeds, group chats, and founder communities.
Unlock the glow-up
Move from entertaining criticism to a constructive rewrite that is clearer, sharper, and ready to publish.
Choose your heat
The roast is free. The comeback is premium.
Start with a no-cost reality check, then unlock rewrites when your draft needs more than emotional damage.
Spark
$0forever
For testing an idea before posting it into the void.
- 3 AI roasts each month
- Pitch, hook, caption, and resume inputs
- Downloadable share card
Best for repeat offenders
Glow-Up Pro
$12/ month
For founders, creators, and job seekers who draft in public.
- 30 AI roasts each month
- Constructive Glow-Up rewrites
- Multiple tone and intensity settings
- Premium share-card styles
- Roast history and saved drafts
Before you submit
Questions with less attitude.
Your draft can take it
Stop asking friends to “be honest.”
Put the pitch in the Forge. Get the laugh, find the weakness, and walk away with a stronger version.
Roast my draft free